Mince of the Penguins

The New York Times reports that March of the Penguins is getting lots of favourable coverage from the Christian Right in the US because

“Some of the circumstances they experienced seemed to parallel those of Christians,” said [Ben Hunt, a minister at the 153 House Churches Network] of the penguins. “The penguin is falling behind, is like some Christians falling behind. The path changes every year, yet they find their way, is like the Holy Spirit.”

In which case, Wendell and Cass, the two gay penguins at New York Zoo should expect to burn in hell.