Bitter Spam

It turns out that the International Monetary Fund is ever diligent with its payments. Here’s something I got from their director, who wanted to make sure I was dead before paying $5.7 million to Mr Robert Water.

So now you know where all the money goes.

(Oh, and it turns out that because they’re not lending as much as they used to, they’ll be needing scams a little better than this to be able to get the $s off their books.)

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From: Rodrigo De Rato Y Figaredo [mailto:rato2figaredo@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 9:03 PM
Subject: OUTSTANDING PAYMENT

700 19th Street, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20431 USA

RE: OUTSTANDING PAYMENT.
Good day,

Your Long overdue Payment. I saw your name ( in the Central Computer among
the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your
unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC, Barclays Bank and Bank of America.

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of $5.7 million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Robert Water who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer
the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to
confirm if you are dead or not.

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. pls Reply through my privte Email: rato2figaredo@yahoo.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF