Stuffed and Starved Halloween Edition

The list of Things I Have to Do is getting very long indeed. It’s at times like these that you’re likely to find me procrastinating on Facebook. This weekend, I’m particularly glad I did. Reader Anne-Lise Francois was running a caption competition for this fine photo.

stuffed and starved and chickens

Suggestions for captions in the comments section, please. Jokes about ‘ruffling feathers’ will be disqualified.